Once, there was a little boy. He found a magic lamp. (We will discuss the discovery of the lamp a little later. For now you just assume that he has one.) How did he know it was magical you would ask? Well, it said "The Magic Lamp! Genie of Agrabah, HQ"
Having heard the story of Alladin and the magic lamp, the boy was very excited. He rubbed the lamp immediately expecting a Genie out of it any minute. What came out though was the sound of an answering machine. It said - "You've reached the Genie of Agrabah. Kindly leave your name and I will decide to call you on pre-set priority." The boy was baffled when he heard this. He had heard an answering machine for the first time. The electronic voice continued, "If you are my new master kindly fill form IAYNM500 (short for I Am Your New Master applicant 500.) that you will get at the end of this beep. Thank you, looking forward to your application." Beeeeeeep. And with that, a blue scroll popped out of the spout.
Even more confused, he picked up the blue scroll and did not know what to do next. With what he had done the day earlier, he was wondering whether to leave it where he had brought it from or to keep it with himself. Eager and confused at the same time, he opened the scroll only to get the shock of his life!